The dog is Krazy

Like, electronics store sell out, Krazy, he'd rather sell it then count it Krazy. The trophy wife and I just, to satisfy his jones, stood one at the top and one at the bottom of the stairs. We then took turns "scaring" the dog to run up and/or down the stairs....b/c this is what he likes to do. Now he's panting like a Million Dollar porn star...which is kinda gross....and I just had to surgically remove a roll of Hemp Rope from his mouth....Krazy dog.